• Creepy, desolate, old house.
  • Being left alone in said creepy, desolate house.
  • Creepy disabled/orphaned children.
  • Masks or burlap sacks on said children.
  • Creepy old woman.
  • Creepy contacting the dead scene.
  • It’s never daytime.
  • Caves. I hate caves.
  • Random loud things falling. Who keeps a collection of pipes in a closet??
  • Watching the movie in a theater where one can’t take a breather every 30 minutes.

The Orphanage is full of cliches, yet engrossing at the same time. Lesser movies make me groan when these things happen, but I was in suspense the entire time. It doesn’t do anything groundbreaking, but it’s refreshing to see a horror movie these days that isn’t just torture porn.

This is the part where I throw in a plug for The Devil’s Backbone, that movie does not get enough love.

Random reference to another movie: The Wizard of Gore!